there was a time in my life where i was misled into hating kristen stewart and i regret it every day
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
Reblog if respect someone’s OTP, even if you don’t like it.
I wanna see how many people.
this gif was necessary
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
if you had to choose between world peace and having sex with a strider’s guardian would you fuck alpha dave or bro
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK I WAS GONNA GO TO SLEEP BUT I OPENED MY EYES AND TURNED ON MY PHONE TO REVEAL A SPIDER CRAWLING ON MY BLANKET BY MY FACE. I WAS PROBABLY GONMA EAT THAT SPIDER IN MY SLEEP. AM I THE STATISTICAL ERROR? AM I SPIDER GEORG? HAVE I BEEN EATING 10,000 SPIDERS EVERY DAY? I AM AN OUTLIER ADN SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN COUNTED