Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
Reblog if respect someone’s OTP, even if you don’t like it.
I wanna see how many people.
this gif was necessary
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
if you had to choose between world peace and having sex with a strider’s guardian would you fuck alpha dave or bro
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK I WAS GONNA GO TO SLEEP BUT I OPENED MY EYES AND TURNED ON MY PHONE TO REVEAL A SPIDER CRAWLING ON MY BLANKET BY MY FACE. I WAS PROBABLY GONMA EAT THAT SPIDER IN MY SLEEP. AM I THE STATISTICAL ERROR? AM I SPIDER GEORG? HAVE I BEEN EATING 10,000 SPIDERS EVERY DAY? I AM AN OUTLIER ADN SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN COUNTED
I feel like youre forgetting about everyone/everything that made you popular in the first place...
I think you’re forgetting I’m a fucking human being with own needs and wishes and interests.
I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape
- Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
- Hermione: ...
- Ron: ..
- Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
- Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
- Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
- Hermione: everyone says that Harry
- Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
- Ron: so?
- Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
- Hermione: Harry no
- Harry: Snape 5ever
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve